2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says____________?
i'll either give 10 points to the first to get it right, or the one who comes up with the best/funniest answer.
2007-01-11 06:42:56 · 33 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a) do I know you?
b) you take the gun I'll take the wheel, we'll teach those humans not to leave us in such cramped living conditions
c) isn't it a pity fish can't talk
d) do you ever think there must be more to life... I mean really is this it? I think there must be parallel fish-tanks, where all the decisions we make are played out, like there'll be one fish tank where I chose to circle left yesterday.
e)Fred? Fred don't lie still at the top like that, you know how that scares me... Fred? .... Fred?!?!?
2007-01-11 06:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by splat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tanks for the memory buddy
Hope this is not fishing for 10 points :)
Good luck and have fun with the answers
2007-01-11 06:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by Police Artist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Want to go to Long John Silver's for dinner tonight?
2007-01-11 06:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You look like Anjelina Jolie
2007-01-11 06:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This tank aint big enough for the both of us.
2007-01-11 06:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets make it 3 fishes...!
2007-01-11 06:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by ?? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you know how to drive this?
or
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
2007-01-11 06:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by billy_spell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll man the guns, you drive
2007-01-11 06:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
" No use trying to hide it, I see the bubbles coming out of your butt "
2007-01-11 07:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey stud, you swam by me a couple of times and I'm pregnant already??
2007-01-11 06:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by houstonian352000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋