My wife checked out my IM when I went to take a pi$$ and I was talking to my girfriend on it. My g/f didn't know I was married so they desided to meet each other and the B1tches ended up getting it on and last week moved in together.I want to go back home and live with 2 of them but neither of them wants anything to do with me. Any ideas on how I can turn this around in my favor and get back in house??????.
2007-01-11 06:41:00 · 14 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here's a thought....if you were a REAL man (aka not a cheating scum bag) your wife wouldn't have left you for your girlfriend. Personally, I find karma quite humorous. But doesn't that tell you something? Your wife left you for a woman! You are obviously not a man.
2007-01-11 06:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you can.
Sorry to state this so bluntly, but you're an @$$.
First, you CHEATED. On your WIFE! Second, you obviously care little about either of them, if you have the nerve to call THEM names when they bested your little scheme.
Now they live together in happy bliss. And you want in just to satisfy some disgusting fantasy that places you as the "hero" because you can have two women. There is no way to make this situation turn around in your favour. And I say, good for them!
For future reference, when your DIVORCE is finalized, ensure that the next woman you try to persue a relationship with is aware of your polygamous nature. It's not that difficult to have healthey, happy multi-partner relationships, but you have to accept that she will probably want the same.
2007-01-11 14:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by worried 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a phrase that says "What goes around, comes around" Which means that you shouldn't done what you did, I'm sorry to say this but you deserve this for cheating, and second of all both of the girls are not wort it! so keep looking for the right person but please don't forget this phrase because it will happen to you again, I guarantee it!
Good luck!
: o )
2007-01-11 14:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Your wife and girl friend got it on? Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think that is the funniest thing that I have ever seen!eheheheheeeheeheeheehehee
2007-01-11 14:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did u cheat in the first place
2007-01-11 15:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by whoohoo2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen here chicken dick, I believe your dog would choose being on a Chinese rotisserie than safe in your presence.
2007-01-12 22:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by OU812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wish! LOL For future reference, though, if you have a girlfriend AND a wife, you take your phone to the bathroom with you-DUMBASS. LOL LOL lmao!
2007-01-11 14:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Leroy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the one that started it smarty pants! They're right for not wanting anything to do with you!
2007-01-11 14:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL they both seem to like each other alot better than they like you.......You should forget it they dont need you, better start looking some where else.
2007-01-11 14:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for starters you can stop calling them bitches. You are the cheater, remember.
2007-01-11 14:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by armywifehaney 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋