A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back."What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said " That M.F. had $500 in quarters!"
2007-01-11 06:26:06 · 3 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahha lol good one!!!! 10/10 !!!!
2007-01-11 07:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he had been wise, he should have used pennies.
2007-01-11 15:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by billy_spell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh that was funny.
2007-01-11 14:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋