wears a watch.
The friend finally asks him, "What's with the cat?"
The man responds, "I use it to tell time."
As the two are leaving the bar, the second man is pondering how this is possible. He finally asks his friend, puzzled, "So how does it tell time?"
The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle. The cat lets out a long meow, very loud.
Down the street, a woman opens her window to yell, "What's with all the racket? It's one in the morning!!!"
2007-01-11 06:19:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's smart?
2007-01-11 06:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the version about a student who keeps an old dinner gong in his bedsit for the same reason.
2007-01-11 15:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Kate 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our cats like an alarm clock too - only trouble is, she wakes us up at 4a.m.!!!!
2007-01-11 16:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny but he better be careful, cats have claws!
2007-01-11 15:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-01-11 15:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-11 15:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one :D:D
2007-01-14 20:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k.
nice try
2007-01-11 15:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋