Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at
the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you
may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
2007-01-11 06:14:22 · 8 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come on now, you can do better HMMMMMMM let's see........
2007-01-11 07:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1!!!
2007-01-11 16:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it. i bet saint peter did too
lol
2007-01-12 18:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice funny
2007-01-11 14:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by sasavert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up, that was very funny.
2007-01-11 15:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha I actually laughed
2007-01-11 15:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by t24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, love it:p
2007-01-11 14:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by Attic Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... nice going there....... thanks for create this joke.......
2007-01-13 14:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋