none, it should be opened before she brings it to him.
payback for the men bashing jokes.
2007-01-11 06:07:34 · 17 answers · asked by mud 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
Why does a bride wear white?
The dishwasher should match the fridge and the stove.
2007-01-11 06:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Chris B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The correct answer is "it doesnt matter how many men you have to open it, the beer has to want to open up". You have to talk to it, hold it, lie to it and tell it that you love it........ and that it is the most beutiful beer in the world. Then it will open itself!
2007-01-11 14:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we assume it is a woman that has to open it?
Couldn't it be that whoever gets up to get a beer must get a round for everyone and have them opened.
It's a "man law" in my house.
but i must admit, your joke was funny.
2007-01-11 14:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's crazy but sexist. But funny and I can take a joke as a woman!
2007-01-11 14:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolx, seldom come across 'payback' jokes...but yeah, I agree this is a good one =)
2007-01-11 14:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how guys could dish out jokes, but can't take them!! Sexist but good.
2007-01-11 14:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-11 14:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by NikNak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i haven't seen any men bashing jokes. but that was still good.
2007-01-11 14:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by BRITTANY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Word!
2007-01-11 14:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats really funny
even from a girls perspective
good one
:o)
2007-01-11 14:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Super Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋