funny or not?

Question

One day a man
walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a
leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a
shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

There was man sitting at
the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his
shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's
face. Then he ran back.

The guy with the box said, "I'll have
another Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."


After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the
end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.

The
guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the
leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he
ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him
and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.

He said,
"If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."


The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have
peckers."

Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers,
then how do you pee?"

"By spitting," said the
leprechaun.

Answer 1

omgipmsl again 10/10

Answer 2

Very original 8/10 for this one

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

Meh, 4/10

Answer 5

9/10.

Answer 6

PMSL (like the leprechaun)!

Answer 7

Not heard this one before but I like it. Top marks

Answer 8

funny as always.. i really want to know where you get your jokes from cos 9/10 they are absolutely hilarious

Answer 9

top 1 bab xx

Answer 10

a little bit long ,but still a 10,keep them coming.