2007-01-11 06:05:18 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden Christian?"
"African or European?"
"I... I don't know-AHHHHHHGGGGGG!"
2007-01-11 06:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
The Ontario Christian (also known as "The Snowbird") migrates in large numbers from Ontario to Florida each fall, where it fattens itself on cheap Cuban food and rum before returning in the spring.
2007-01-11 06:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Migration is the gospel according to Christians
Hope this helps
kind regards
2007-01-11 06:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by Police Artist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mi·grate (mgrt) KEY
intr.v.
mi·grat·ed , mi·grat·ing , mi·grates
To move from one country or region and settle in another.
To change location periodically, especially by moving seasonally from one region to another.
Yes - christians migrate, so do non christians - PEOPLE migrate for all sorts of reasons!
2007-01-11 06:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, people don't usually migrate. Some immigrate, and some are nomadic, but I think perhaps the only people who really migrate are the "Snow Bunnies" - the senior citizens who leave for Southern climes when it begins to get cold where their first home is.
2007-01-11 06:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes I got up this morning deciding I was going to migrate to the Keys next winter.LOL to saw a flock of them flying over this morning.LOL no really we will be in heaven very soon.I believe all my brothers and sisters out there also believe this.The time is coming soon.I can't wait to go home!!!!
2007-01-11 06:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, actually. My BF lives in Australia and there are a LOT of American Jehova Witnesses there. Apparently, when they sign up, they agree to go to "another country" to witness for awhile. A lot of them pick Australia as a cop-out since they have running water and toilets and things.
My BF deals with the Witnesses by answering the door in his underwear. It's not an ideal solution, but it works.
2007-01-11 06:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We move from babes in Christ and gain a better understanding, but that's called sanctification, not migration.
2007-01-11 06:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have observed Christian migration on many Sundays.
2007-01-11 06:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Let Me Think 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have seen some that "follow the fire", that is, go wherever there is revival.
"some are called, some are sent, some just got up and went"
God calls me to bloom where I am planted.
No migration until He says so.
2007-01-11 06:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by watcherd 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nope. We all live on a secret island and only come off to vacation.
2007-01-11 06:34:07 · answer #11 · answered by Mujer Bonita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋