lousy, but the audience changed weekly, so he could do the same tricks over and over.
There was just one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand the tricks. So in the middle of the show, the parrot would shout:
'Look, it's not the same hat!'
'Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!'
'Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?'
Harry was furious but couldn't do anything since it was the captain's parrot.
Two weeks later, the ship sank. Harry saved himself by clinging to a piece of wood ... with the parrot perched on the other end.
Magician and parrot stared at each other with hatred for several days, but did not utter a single word.
After a week the parrot finally said: 'Okay, I give up. What did you do with the boat?'
2007-01-11 06:03:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-11 06:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a Thursday 7/10
2007-01-11 06:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just like most birds dont know when to keep there mouth shut 9/10
2007-01-11 08:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!! You stole that from Ron White
2007-01-12 13:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Sk8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like.
2007-01-11 06:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by NikNak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!!!
2007-01-11 06:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LIKE IT [BELTER],GIVE US SOME MORE
2007-01-11 08:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋