A woman at a
party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would
poison your drink." The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would
drink it.''
2007-01-11 06:02:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOUR BACK AND BACK TO FORM 10/10 BABY
2007-01-11 06:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny - because it is one of Winston Churchill's many many put downs.... basically a female councillor said to him " if you were my husband I would give you poison in your coffee " to which the great man replied " Madam, if you were my wife - I would drink it ".
2007-01-11 06:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pdkflyguy is right. I thought I recognised this. Winston Churchill said it to Lady Astor. One of the best retorts in history, especially if people are still having a chuckle over it to this day
2007-01-11 08:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny...and not only a joke - this was a real conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill...
2007-01-11 06:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by NikNak 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha yeh not bad. Bit random but yes, funny enough.
2007-01-11 06:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i find that funny as the man would do ANYTHING to drink alcohol.
2007-01-11 06:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by adsey666 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the quickies are the best,and this was a 10.
2007-01-11 06:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, try these .....I'm on a whiskey diet..I've lost 4 days already! I've always been unlucky..as a kid I was given a rocking horse, and it died!
2007-01-11 06:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny............. sounds like a conversation I had with my hubby yesterday! 10/10 ; )
2007-01-11 12:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great 10/10
2007-01-11 10:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋