One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the
> > pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing
> > $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he
> > watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the
> > distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until
> > the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
> >
> > "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
> > collection plate," he stated.
> >
> > "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give
> > some of it to the church."
> >
> > The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
> >
> > The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."
> >
> > The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do
> > for a living?"
> >
> > "He is a veterinarian, " she answered
> >
> > "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he
> > practice?"
> >
> > The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las
> > Vegas and one in Reno."
2007-01-11 05:49:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute..by the way I liked ur previous question better..abt love and marriage
2007-01-12 03:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but technically, that's illegal in Las Vegas, but legal in almost all other parts of Nevada. But it wouldn't be as funny without the Vegas reference.
2007-01-11 14:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Smokin' Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats really good
2007-01-11 13:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now that was funny
2007-01-11 13:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋