Q. What does a cow have four of that women have only two of?
A. Legs
Q. What is in men's pants that aren't in women's dresses?
A. Pockets
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants
Q. What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
A. A coconut
Q. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
A. Bubble gum.
Q. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
A. Shake hands
Q.What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
A. Firetruck
2007-01-11
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