1.) a cow was in ur house?
2.)if u suddenly realize u wer alive? (lol)
3.)ur girlfrend was ur long lost cousin?
2007-01-11 05:43:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Offer her a drink.
2. Go to Arby's.
3. Invite her over for family dinner.
2007-01-11 05:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by NikNak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Don't care, because it is in some house in the state of UR, whatever that stands for.
2) Praise God for giving "U Wer" new life!
3) Again, don't care, because she's someone's cousin in UR. (I'm starting to think UR stands for Universally Retarded.)
2007-01-11 13:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Get it out before it wen to the bathroom
2. I pinch myself daily to make sure and after that I hope not to die
3. I am a girl so I will say you ment b/f and since I am married and have kids be happy that they came out fine and keep doin him.
2007-01-11 13:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by ?asker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd get the cow out... Take a breath, and lose the girl!
2007-01-11 13:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by amylr620 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Have cereal for breakfast....2. Start living.....3. Start calling myself a redneck
2007-01-11 13:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bobbie (aka VENUS) 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) shoot it and have steaks for the next 6 months
2) breath
3) make love to her very hard & fast
2007-01-11 13:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
call 911
scream
scream
2007-01-11 13:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by sinderala 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. id laugh
2. id scream
3. i dont lik girls
2007-01-11 13:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ Big Bang! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) I'd milk the cow
2) I'd faint
3) I'd screw her one last time!
2007-01-11 13:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by redbone 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋