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You bought two oranges for your kid and her friend .Now comes your stepsisters child also need half of an orange.What you must do to ensure your kid gets more share in a non cruel way.

2007-01-11 05:42:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Cut the 2 oranges into enough pieces so they all can have the same amount.

2007-01-11 05:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by bunni96 4 · 0 0

Not what I would actually do but, to ensure that 'my' kid got 'more' share (apart from buying more oranges, which is probably what I would in reality do) Dealing with the goods you have given me, I would cut my kids friend's orange in half,,, that way, MY kid gets more than my kids friend and step-sister child but they both get a "fair" portion.

We won`t go into how much grovelling and pleading went into the whole deal tho....!!

2007-01-11 14:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not give any of them any oranges and tell them to go buy their own, greedy buggers.

Alternitively, is the answer perhaps that your step sisters daughter or whoever IS your daughter's friend? Then she could have half of one orange and your daughter would get 1 and a half. If not then pfft I don't quite get what you're on about.

2007-01-11 14:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Turtle 2 · 1 0

I agree w/the first response. Buy another orange? - or - You could have them peel the oranges, then seperated every slice divide by 3! Gives the little ones busy time and you a little free time!

2007-01-11 13:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

cut 1/4 out of each orang and give it to your stepsistes child.

2007-01-11 13:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 1 0

Add ice cream and some sugar and water to the peeled oranges. Liquidise. Serve accordingly. You will be the favourite Smoothie maker!

2007-01-11 14:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 1 0

You have two oranges, give a whole one to your daughter, and split the other one between the friend and the stepdaughter.

2007-01-11 14:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by locknkey 3 · 0 0

two oranges 3 children 1 adult half each everyones happy

2007-01-11 14:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Carole B 2 · 1 0

Buy another orange.!!!

2007-01-11 14:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

go buy another orange??? Who cares.

2007-01-11 13:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Breanna 2 · 1 0

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