jaws comes pushing through the door.
"An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins.
"You dumb dog." As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket.
The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches for the dried up stuff that's been sitting out all day.
The dog growls at him. The butcher turns around and, glaring at the pup, gets the best mince from the fridge. Weighing out about 2 1/2 pounds, he drops in on the scale with his thumb.
"Hmmmmm, a bit shy. Who'll know?"
Again, the dog growls menacingly. "Alright, alright," as he throws on a generous half pound. He wraps it out, drops it in the basket, and drops in change from a five. The dog threatens to chew him off at the ankles. Another five goes in the basket.
The butcher is quite impressed and decides to follow the piddy pup home. The dog quickly enters a high-rise buildings, pushes the lift button, enters the lift, and then pushes the button for the 12th floor. The dog walks down the corridor and smartly bangs the basket on the door. The door opens, and the dog's owner screams at the dog.
"Hey, what are you doing? That's a really smart dog you've got there," comments the butcher.
"He's a stupid dog--that's the third time this week he's forgotten his key.
2007-01-11 05:40:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow clever dog!! I could use 1 of those!! LOL
2007-01-11 05:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-15 05:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the butcher go up in the lift with the dog, or did he run up the stairs? I can't work out how the dog would have let him in the lift.
2007-01-11 06:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was just getting to like that dog - but I love the joke.
2007-01-11 05:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. I love dog jokes and I love dogs.
2007-01-11 05:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-11 08:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK!! that pretty funny. Since you didn't have a question for us, can I ask you a question? where is this story from?
2007-01-11 05:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-11 05:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like!
2007-01-11 06:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by bannister_natalie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-01-11 05:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋