john came to father at church and said, "father. i've been living with a curse for over forty years."
father : "that's sad. but i can free u of your curse if u can tell me the exact words used to give u the curse."
john : "done, father.
i remember exactly. the words were
Now I pronounce you both Husband and Wife."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Friendship among women :
A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know about it.
Friendship among men :
A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husbands 10 best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.
2007-01-11 04:57:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ... is "friendship"
2007-01-11 04:58:37 · update #1
its said as
Now I pronounce you both Man and Wife
otherwise it is funny
2007-01-11 08:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what you ain't never lied. Men will say something like that because they don't know what else to say. We don't want to say naw but you had told her yeah and we get you in trouble so we default to and just say yeah he did thinking that must have been what you told her even though we ain't seen you in about 3 days
2007-01-11 06:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by M Series 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Now these were funny! It's the fact that they are so true that makes them so funny!! LOL!!
2007-01-11 05:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by EarthAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda messed up! i would cover for my friends if they did something like that!!
2007-01-11 05:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by felita2004 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because u r a guy u dont know the friendship between we girls. We think our selves as sisters and we r v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.vv.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.vv.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v..v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v close and no body will speak against the other girl infront of u idiats and psychos.
2007-01-11 21:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it!!!
2007-01-11 05:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Laura C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! yeah yeah...........frienship!!!
2007-01-11 18:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Rocking Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it?!?!?!?!
2007-01-11 05:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋