OK this was on the radio this morning:
A child gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. The child starts saying, rather loudly, if my mom was a cow and my dad was bull I would be a little baby bull. The bus driver then turns around and tells the kid to be quieter, teh kid responds by saying if my mom was a girl elephant and my dad was a boy elephant, I would be a little baby elephant. The boy continued this for several minutes, saying what he would be if his parents were different animals. Finally the angry bus driver turned around and shouted, if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute, what would you be?! The boy smiled and look at the bus driver and said,
Then I would be a bus driver.
If this offends anyone, I am sorry, I juts wnat to know who else thinks this is funny.
2007-01-11 04:24:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me laugh!
2007-01-11 04:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by EarthAngel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A tad long but it does draw pull out a smirk!
2007-01-11 13:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by JAWBONE!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find that funny. 10/10
2007-01-11 12:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats older than Grannies Panties, some what funny.
2007-01-11 12:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was funny...I've never heard that one before....7/10!
2007-01-11 12:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I needed that one!
2007-01-11 13:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to say. For sure I can't help laughing. hahaha LOL
2007-01-11 21:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by TK04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-11 13:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I do. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-01-12 16:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is very cute, heard something like this before. Very cute. Thank you
2007-01-11 12:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋