Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
2007-01-11 03:56:03 · 12 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you for the compliment but i dont go to feminist rallies i got this in an email copied and pated it here
2007-01-11 04:09:04 · update #1
definately made me laugh!! So true, so true are these jokes!
2007-01-11 04:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by EarthAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were my favorite jokes. They are so true!!! Thanks for the laugh. You need to add me to your email list!! I love jokes like these!!!!!!! LOL
-Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
-Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
-What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
2007-01-11 04:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because compared to women.. we do not experience the favor to pretend a lot? so do not over-do the sympathy... we are all de-sensitized... some individuals basically pretend we care more effective.. and nonetheless wanna cry about Princess Di yet NONE individuals extremely supply a fcuk.. till it truly is someone all of us comprehend Edit: STFU team spirit.. Indiana Jones is searching on your trophy room mate.. ?? (i comprehend it THAT funny tale that s extremely were given to you ) Edit: lmfao @ the bailiffs.. good comeback team spirit?a minimum of you're consistent.. ordinary accountant
2016-12-29 03:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by denna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol eazzy girl we aint all that bad, are we..;p
loved the "why is sleeping with men like a soap opera"
2007-01-11 05:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a short attention span so i didn't read all however the ones i read were funny. next time make the jokes shorter for people like me.
2007-01-11 04:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by Valencia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are funny. I love them. 10/10
2007-01-11 04:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone goes to feminist rallies.
You are a very courageous female.
2007-01-11 04:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by SPORTS GUY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL I love the men chasing women one that was good.
2007-01-11 04:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one girl i like them all the one about the car and the dog was great
2007-01-11 05:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the reason why people hurt.
But, if you pulled your thumb outta your *** I could turn in downwards for you.
2007-01-11 05:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋