Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn't understand about it all was, "What is a penis?"
Little Johnny said he didn't know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father "Knew everything." That night, when Johnny's father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, "Dad, what's a penis?"
Johnny's father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny's father dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, "That, Johnny, is a penis." He then looked down at it and added, "In fact, that's what I would call a PERFECT penis!" Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it, and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, "That, Suzie, is a penis." He looked down at it and added, "In fact, if it was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!"
2007-01-11 03:51:59 · 18 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny (tears). 10/10.
2007-01-11 05:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That a good one...However i guess a foul one for daddy.... Good day Jim...What's with you tonight and all of the jokes about penis??? It can be unlike you...Didn't you get any this week-finish?
2016-08-10 11:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a good one...yet i wager a nasty one for daddy.... good day Jim...what's with you this nighttime and each of the jokes about penis??? it truly is compared to you...did not you get any this week-end?
2016-12-29 03:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not good.
Poor Johnny's a freak.
2007-01-11 05:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
5/10...it was funny
2007-01-11 04:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny i just never thought my son would tell anyone!!!!
2007-01-11 03:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by steven s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah, HEY! My names johhny! That's acutally why i kept reading.
2007-01-11 04:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. You get my vote for best joke.
2007-01-11 04:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg funny
2007-01-11 03:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I absolutely love the dirty jokes, they're top quality
2007-01-11 04:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋