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Can God bake a burrito so hot that he can't eat it himself?

-from the Simpsons

I'm curious to see the answers....

2007-01-11 03:48:31 · 15 answers · asked by bob888 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Wait, how could god do both? Think a little harder on that one... It would have to cancel one of them.

hahaha this is funny

2007-01-11 04:01:28 · update #1

15 answers

ahh the simpson such a welth of wisdom.

no its a continuos cycle of bigger.

infinity doesnt work well with finite beings.

2007-01-11 03:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by thespillgood 2 · 1 0

The quote, mind you, pertains to Jesus not God, which makes more sense because God, himself, doesn't really have a physical being (and tus would not eat), but through Jesus, he does(allthough technically their the same person, but in different forms).

Yes, he can, he is all powerful and can do all things.

But if he can do anything, surely he could eat anything of any temperature. That is also true.

So he both can and can't. I suppose, if he wants to he'll let the burrito cool off first, and if not, well, he'll just eat it.

2007-01-11 12:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by EL BARTO 2 · 0 0

yes, he can. otherwise he would not have unlimited powers. but I still could eat gods burrito, no problem, because I am free to do what I want.

2007-01-11 11:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by mr. corkscrew 3 · 0 0

Who the F bakes a burrito? You MICROWAVE them....

If God existed, he could do both - he is all powerful, remember? Problem is, he isnt real.

2007-01-11 11:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 2

God cannot do whatever He wishes.

2007-01-11 11:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 0

What? God can do whatever he wants but why?

2007-01-11 11:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God does not eat food as we do so it is a pointless question.

2007-01-11 11:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mim 7 · 2 2

Allah is th Lord of heavens and th earths,He can do verything

2007-01-11 12:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by Noor 3 · 0 0

the answer is yes but my question to God is why does he let assholes have computers and internet???

2007-01-11 12:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God who?

Ok i don't know he might be a picky eater and not like spicy mexican foods.. hahaha

2007-01-11 11:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by Nebel6 2 · 0 2

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