During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
2007-01-11 03:47:21 · 13 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL hahahaha!!!!!
2007-01-11 04:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually were given a reliable one to so little johnny is at youthful little ones crew at the same time as the manager asks the gang "so what do you man or woman adult men comprehend about jesus christ" Christie says "i comprehend he died on a bypass" Chad stated "i comprehend he replaced into the son of god" and then little johnny stated "He makes use of my bathing room each and every morning" The manager thoroughly shocked asks little johnny how do you comprehend this?" Little Johnny spoke decrease back " right each and every morning I pay interest my dad knocking on the lavatory door 'Jesus Christ! Are you complete in there!' "
2016-10-17 00:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by manca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-01-12 08:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah LOL
2007-01-11 03:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol thats one was funny
2007-01-11 04:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up.... lmao!
2007-01-11 06:15:16 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are sooo brilliant! i <3 ur jokes! :)
2007-01-13 09:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke it reminds me of one of my rly good friends...lol.great joke!
2007-01-11 04:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thumbs up to you.
2007-01-11 03:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, lol, rotfl, funny.
2007-01-14 11:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe great
2007-01-11 04:42:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋