ive had it with my gf! we cant have a normal sexual experience! in the middle of us doin the horizontal polka she passes gas! sometimes she even sneezes! one time i went down on her with the lights on and she had a little tiny turd nugget cuz she didnt wipe good enough!!!! how do you not notice something like that!!!! should i dump her? or get revenge?
2007-01-11 03:37:14 · 15 answers · asked by borgadoogawee 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Fart in her mouth. Tell her you want to sit on her face and when you do, let it all go and then kick her out of your place with no clothes on. Very classy move :)
2007-01-11 03:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Jesus... a turd nugget. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. I bet you ate it, didn't you?
God, I'm disgusting. Anyway, just tell her about these awful experiences and how they are just not hygenic, let alone sexually arousing...
Gosh.
2007-01-11 03:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 09:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by anirudh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS NASTY, FIRST OF ALL SHE SHOULD BATHE B 4 U GUYS HAVE SEX AND SHE NEEDS 2 WASH HERSELF IF SHE TAKES A CRAP. AND U NEED 2 MAKE SURE WHAT EVER GIRL U R WITH WASHES HERSELF B 4 U GO DOWN ON HER. HELLO IT'S UR MOUTH. TALK 2 HER AND LET HER KNOW HOW U FEEL. IF SHE DOESN'T CHANGE THEN DUMP HER.
2007-01-11 03:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel for you. I dont know if i could go down on here again. Maybe you should talk to her about it. Tell her she needs to be a little more clean. Maybe she is so relaxed that it just comes out.
2007-01-11 03:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by redimix_redimix_redimix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you still like her then tell her to take a shower and change her diet. Or you could dump after you do something gross to her.
2007-01-11 03:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by lex83201 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to her about her hygiene, let her know before she finds out the ugly way.
2007-01-11 03:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she may be having health problems which may not her fault. Tell her , if did not correct her self ...you know what to do ...DUMP ..revenge is no good.
2007-01-11 03:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Naren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got ONE BETTER for you...imagine eating her out when she suddenly opens her floodgates with some diarhea!!
2007-01-11 03:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ive run into that once...mistakes happen...and its a function of the body....dont you ever stand in the bathroom and hear dude farting while they are pissing? they cant help it
2007-01-11 03:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋