I think unexpected visits are one of the easiest ways to get caught. After all if she drops by without warning I'll be caught with my pants down, literally. My first objective should be to eliminate unexpected visits by any of my women. If my girlfriend drops by unexpectedly while I'm with another woman there is no real way of escaping the situation. Obviously this is something I want to avoid at all costs. Feeling safe in my own home is paramount, and I don't think I can achieve that feeling unless I have terminated the unexpected visits, especially when I'm in the business of having girls visit me frequently.
I have some more ideas that I couldn't fit here on my blog:
http://360.yahoo.com/howtocheatonyourgirlfriend
But let me know what other ideas you guys have that I should think about to set up good home field advantage for cheating on my girlfriend.
Thanks.
2007-01-11 03:19:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nice.
Here is what I do. I tell her I go to the gym or to open basketball leagues and will be gone for a certain number of hours. Why would she bother to call or come over. She knows I can't answer the phone at the gym.
Know escape routes. Make sure you can hustle the hussy out the back door if you find out your lady is on the way over. Last resort, you huck her out the window or something. In your case though, if you are as awesome as you make yourself out to be, would it be the worst thing in the world to get caught and subsequently be unattached? I think not. Play on brotha.
2007-01-11 03:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Morty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple tip: 1.) Do not go into a serious relationship if you are going to cheat.
2.) If you are in a serious relationship, break-up with the person before cheating. There is no sense in cheating on someone. Just end the relationship, yes, it will hurt that person. But, at least you won't come off like a major jerk.
2007-01-11 11:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Allison E 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're trying to break the number one rule! Never cheat at your home! One night stands, cheating episodes...whatever....always make a house call to their place. The less girls that know where you live the better! If you do happen to get caught, tell your girl you were just warming up for her and invite her in!
2007-01-11 11:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by It'sjustme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well....looks like you are pretty organized enough and know exaclty what you're doing. You don't need much further help except maybe with your conscience.... So, good luck!
2007-01-11 11:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Rach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R A JERK. Y NOT JUST STAY SINGLE AND DATE DIFFERENT WOMEN W/O ANY COMMITMENTS. ONE DAY U WILL GET CAUGHT AND U WILL REGRET IT. EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. WHEN U DO BAD, BAD THINGS HAPPEN 2 U.
2007-01-11 11:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Gurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was wondering why do you feel compeled to cheat??????if you dont wanna be with someone dump them. and by the way there is no right enviroment for cheating and sooner or later she's gonna figure it out then wat you gonna do ?find another girlfriend and cheat on her? do you see a patern?
2007-01-11 11:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by zee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your girlriend that you're having another lady over, so she should stay away.
If she dumps you, oh well..... she won't be losing much.
2007-01-11 11:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by kiwi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a catch. What did your mother do to you?
2007-01-11 11:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋