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There was a little guy sitting
at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and
he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little
guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was
a karate chop from Korea.''

The big guy went to the restroom and
the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big
guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little
guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,''That was a
karate chop from China.''

The little guy got up and decided he
wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour
later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the
back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy
tells the bartender , ''Tell him that was a crowbar from
Sears!''

2007-01-11 03:12:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

very good very funny lol 10/10

2007-01-11 03:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like it 10/10

2007-01-11 12:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

I like it. First heard it circa 1978 on a farm in south Texas, with very minor variations. Great joke.

2007-01-11 03:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by Michael M 3 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-01-11 03:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

We dont have 'Sears' in the UK so the punchline lost its full impact, i suppose if you used a more recogniseable store name it could of been a mildly amusing joke.

2007-01-11 03:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by chasz_1998 1 · 0 0

lol
8 of 10

2007-01-11 03:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it's funny(ish) but I suppose it'd be funnier if I knew what Sears is.. but it's oki: 6-7/10

2007-01-11 06:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by Attic Gnome 6 · 0 0

Very good! Again, I want to see more of you jokes/stories

2007-01-11 06:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by Moose 6 · 0 0

Without cutting and pasting from elsewhere all that annoying bad line spacing could be avoided and make things so much easier to read.
Oh, and "Not".

2007-01-11 03:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That is funny, Way to go

2007-01-11 03:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by 14 4 · 0 0

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