A man is driving home, when
is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the
guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those
knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man
says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove
it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At
the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man,"
says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety
tests are hard."
2007-01-11 03:10:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it, brilliant really good 15/10. Made my mascara run! ; )
2007-01-11 12:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good... 10/10
2007-01-11 11:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by Teacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great 10/10
2007-01-11 11:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-11 11:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i wouldn't try it drunk could do myself a nasty injury 10/10
2007-01-11 11:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
lol
2007-01-11 12:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-11 11:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-11 12:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good ,,,keep them coming my way ,,,,peace out,,,
2007-01-11 11:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by yome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That's funny.
2007-01-11 11:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by In love with Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋