i really can't stand one of my co-workers. i usually get along with almost everyone but shes just so stupid and bothers me every 2 min. to help her with stuff...she's annoyingggg. shes working here for 1 1/2 yrs. already and askes me to help her with the stupidist things she should know how to do. i already take her staples out of her staple gun every day and shes so dum she actually thinks shes using them all!! air head. its really funny tho. i want more pranks to pull on her but nothing too mean ya know? any ideas?
2007-01-11 02:51:30 · 11 answers · asked by suelove813 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Put a sign on the Photocopy machine that says " NEW MACHINE VOICE ACTIVATED" having done this in my office, i have witnessed the hillarity that follows,
2007-01-11 02:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Adam C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Douse her office chair with hot sauce it it's upholstered. It will seep in - tabasco is good and doesn't have a lot of odor once it dries - but when she sits on it, the heat will activate the acidity in the hot sauce and actually start to make her *** burn.
The best offic pranks are subtle (and even better when a trusted few know about them so they can enjoy your coworkers bewilderedness). If she has a plant, continually water it when she is not looking so that it is constantly leaking, take all the paper out of the copy machine right after she fills it, stick a small piece of raw chicken or fish in the back of one of her desk drawers. Stuff that's not obvious and will make her think she's losing it.
Be careful though - your boss may not find your pranks so funny - and with all the crap with 'harassment' these days, you may find yourself looking fo some new coworkers to annoy you.
2007-01-11 03:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by pattitutde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have access to her computer when she goes to lunch, this is priceless:
Close down all her windows so you see the main screen (the screen you see after Windows loads) with all her icons and background. Hit the Print Screen button to copy the whole screen. Now save that picture file and set it as the screen saver. Then, disconnect the mouse and keyboard so she has no way of de-activating the screen saver, but it will look like the computer is just sitting there on the main screen.
2007-01-11 02:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a mischievous worker who used to prank me. He would put a piece of tape over the ball in my computer mouse and then hide and watch me shaking it and getting mad when it wouldn't work. He would also do something to the hydraulic lift under the seat of my chair so that when I sat down on it, it would sink all the way to the ground really fast.
2007-01-11 03:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You r evil. Have you ever thought that she may just be slow in the head what if u do something that really bugs her and she feels like she has to quit her job or what if u get in trouble for what u have done and get fired. Think before u act how would u feel if u were in her shoes.
2007-01-11 02:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you complaining about her asking you to do stuff for her...when you're the one taking her staples so she'll ask you to refill her stapler?!
Maybe she has a crush on you and it's her way of letting you know, without being too forward.
2007-01-11 02:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can unscrew her keyboard and swap the "A" key with the "S" key, she probably wont notice and it would be quite funny to see her type S instead of A.
2007-01-11 02:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Doz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super glue her tape dispenser so no tape will come out.
2007-01-11 02:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by FlyChicc420 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say everyone know at the poofice when ever she leaves a frat. say they have put and alram on the chair.
2007-01-11 03:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya, tell her you never want to see her again. And quit your job!
2007-01-11 02:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋