Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
2007-01-11 02:47:50 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!! That would be great!
2007-01-11 02:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sled Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.
2007-01-11 10:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by FlyChicc420 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done...8/10. I didn't get a pain in my belly from laughing...and I didn't wet myself from laughing. So you get 8/10. :-)
2007-01-11 10:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, 6/10.
2007-01-11 10:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
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2007-01-11 10:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-11 10:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ha I wish that could happen to me
2007-01-11 10:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one...
A woman in my office asked is he could use my dictaphone.
I said no, use your finger like everyone else.
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How long does it take you to get that?
2007-01-11 10:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by m_s_m_24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was'nt as funny as I thought it would be...Nice Try though...I got a giggle...
2007-01-11 11:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is a really funny joke. got anymore?
2007-01-11 10:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL keep them a coming!
2007-01-11 10:50:34 · answer #11 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋