This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.
I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
2007-01-11 02:40:57 · 15 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll drink to that!!
2007-01-11 03:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by teefoe12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say this is a Reader's Digest quality funny.
2007-01-11 10:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by auntiecoagulant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God that one made my belly hurt. U got anymore that was the funniest sh*t I heard today
2007-01-11 10:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very good!, I love your stories, always a thumbs up!
2007-01-11 10:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that took me a while i thought maybe u made a mistake lol good joke!!
2007-01-11 11:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-01-11 10:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? You made a mistake with your spelling or word arrangements and it sounds just dumb.
2007-01-11 10:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, too long!!!! Too much detail, listeners will become bored hearing this.
2007-01-11 10:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amusing. I liked it.
2007-01-11 11:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by That Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat
2007-01-11 10:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by NeonLoveChicken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋