A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home
2007-01-11 02:39:05 · 10 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I don't think u can understand how much you made me laugh. That was GRRRREAT
2007-01-11 03:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke...clean with a surprise puchline.
2007-01-11 02:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by teefoe12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-11 02:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by sactified1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-11 02:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10...That was a good one!
2007-01-11 03:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-11 05:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by jewel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really funny
2007-01-11 04:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great joke!
2007-01-11 03:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice and clean joke, thanks for the smile.
2007-01-11 02:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-01-11 03:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋