GO FOR IT!!
2007-01-11 02:23:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like the one about the football game and the one about the drunk dude!...but i know yall ppl can do better come on i want to be rollin on the floor and cryin cuz im laughin so hard!!!
2007-01-11 03:37:23 · update #1
Indian Humor - NM Style
A New Mexico State Trooper pulled over a van on I-25 about ten miles north of "The Pit". When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding the driver answered that he was a juggler and he was on his way to Sandia Casino to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by the juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and that he didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, an old pickup with expired plates pulled up behind the squad car. An Indian who was obviously intoxicated, staggered out and watched the performance briefly. He shook his head, went over to the squad car, opened the door and got in. The trooper observed the man doing this and went over to his squad car opened the back door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing?! The drunk replied...."Sha-Bro....might as well take me to jail....There's no way in hell I can pass THAT test!!!!"
2007-01-11 02:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by -->-->Funkster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy gets a free Super Bowl ticket from work. When he gets to the game, he sees that his seat sucks. After a while, he sees an empty see right on the fifty yard line thats been empty all game, so he figures he'd try to go and sit in it.
He gets there and asks the guy sitting next to it if its taken. The guy says "You can sit there. My wife and I have been coming to the Superbowl every year for the last 20 years, but she passed away, so no one is using the seat."
The man says "I'm sorry to hear that. But this is a great seat and I'm sure the ticket was expensive. You couldn't find anyone to come with you?"
The other man replies "No. Everyone's at the funeral."
2007-01-11 10:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Chris D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the Old Wild West it was common for Native Americans to lead the settlers out into the land for prospective purposes. On one such trek, the settlers were following their guide when he signalled for them to stop. They started asking questions, but he silenced them with a wave of his hand and motioned for them to be quiet. He then get down on his hands and knees and lowered his ear to the ground. After a few moments he gets up and says "Buffalo come."
The settlers look amazed and ask him "How can you tell that just by putting your ear to the ground?"
He looks back at them and replies "Ear sticky."
2007-01-11 11:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
2007-01-11 10:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did tarzan say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill??
Here comes the elephant over the hill.
2007-01-11 10:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by Chris B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would but i might get a violation notice
2007-01-11 10:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋