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Caller asks "Can u give me a push?" he says no and slams the door. Guy goes back upstairs to bed and his wife asks "Who was it?" He tells her and she gets angry! "When you broke down in the middle of nowhere last year u didn't complain when that guy helped u in the middle of the night!" "Your right" he says and makes his way outside in his pj's its still raining pretty hard. "U still here, U still need a push?" "yeah" "Where are you??" "I'm over here, on the swings!"

2007-01-11 02:21:10 · 8 answers · asked by soccertainer 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Ha! That's cute.

2007-01-11 02:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 0 0

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2016-12-02 03:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kinda weird

2007-01-11 02:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Not comprehensible

2007-01-11 03:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0 0

thats was stupid, but alittle funny

2007-01-11 05:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

LOL!!!! 9/10

2007-01-11 02:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

ha. that was sweet.

2007-01-11 02:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahah

2007-01-11 02:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by steven s 2 · 1 0

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