I feel like I'm the only person in the world that doesn't know how this joke ends because everytime I see someone about to say it, someone else cuts them off!! Is it that bad??
There once was a man from nantucket.........
2007-01-11 02:08:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know, it sounds outrageous, I can't even get too mad at you for being causious of my age but I'm 24 years old!!! Guess I'm a little sheltered huh? lol.
2007-01-11 02:16:56 · update #1
lmao! OH!!! OKAY! That is kinda funny! Now I see why I've never heard the end, I never knew anybody that knew it!! thanks guys!
2007-01-11 02:18:38 · update #2
I've heard a lot of different endings to this one. It's not really a joke, it's a limerick. Here's one:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
And then they have an obscene version as well:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d-ck was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a c-nt, I could fcuk it."
(not trying to be a perv with this one, it's just what I found on the site)
2007-01-11 02:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There's a couple answers for this..lol..
1) There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
2)There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d@#% was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"
And the list goes on....hope this helps.. :P
2007-01-11 02:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tia82 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're kidding, right?
First off, its the beginning of a limerick (a rhyming poem). And not knowing how old you are, I'm not even going to go into the next lines. I'll give you ahint though... think of a variety of 2-word combos that thyme with 'tucket'... and fill in the rest.
2007-01-11 02:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by pattitutde 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is the opening line for many funny limricks. Follow the sorce from below to get the full idea and some history.
2007-01-11 02:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by yuvid6 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who saw this question and and said phuck-it ... lol I do believe that statement comes out when people want to say Phuck-it if memory serves me correctly..
2007-01-11 02:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whose hermitage was a fire bucket
Til one day a lady said "i want", not "maybe",
he gave her one look and said "oooooh" it's a limerick.
2007-01-11 02:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋