>>>>>The doctor calls his patient by telephone
>>>>>"Vera, i have good news and bad news."
>>>>>"Well then,...... tell me the good news first."
>>>>>"The result of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours to live."
>>>>>"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>"That i have been trying to reach u since yesterday."
2007-01-11 02:04:07 · 9 answers · asked by jules 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good Jules CLAP CLAP CLAP and a thumbs up to LMAO
2007-01-11 02:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad Vera had an HMO... lol
2007-01-11 10:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! ^_^ I actually laughed out loud on this one. Good one!
2007-01-11 10:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny but bad oh I'm so confused how i feel!!!
2007-01-11 10:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-11 10:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, made me laugh
2007-01-11 12:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-11 10:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA, that's sooooooooooooooooooooo funny i love it
2007-01-11 10:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by shosho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! nice.
2007-01-11 10:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by ←deadstar→ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋