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A man walks in to the Psychiatrist's office wearing a pancake for a hat, eggs on his shoulders, and bacon dangling from his ears and says, " I need to talk to you about my sister."

2007-01-11 02:00:53 · 15 answers · asked by vince_tatum 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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his sister is a bully and she screames CO-OP in his ear and he got scared

2007-01-11 02:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Isn't it obvious?

His sister has the IQ of a bowling ball and thinks he's a frying pan. He wants to know the going rate for paying square-dancing casaba melons at bingo parlors in Kalamazoo Mi.

Geez, I thought everyone knew this. You need to get out more.

2007-01-11 11:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wish I knew! But it is hysterical nonetheless... Probably because it DOESN'T seem to make any sense.

I guess it's the humor in the fact that the person thinks his biggest problem is his sister, and that he doesn't perceive that there is anything un-normal about what he's wearing

2007-01-11 10:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0 0

psychiatrists often say any problem you have is with your family so if you are crazy enough to walk in with eggs and bacon on you the joke is that they will still say you have problem with your family

2007-01-11 10:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by pendejodelanoche 2 · 0 0

Okay the fact that he is crazy or appears to be crazy and says that he needs to talk about his sister is kind of humorous because he doesn't know that he himself is nuts. Get IT!!
Me Either??

2007-01-11 10:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by SNKBYT 2 · 0 0

Well it's supossed to be ironic. Here it is the mean who really has some problems and can't see it.
Sort of like the way we have blindspots when it comes to our own faults and can easily spot them in others.

2007-01-11 10:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by BRENDA 1 3 · 1 0

the psychiatrist prescribed the man's sister some drugs that made her even crazier that she already was.

haha, that's the joke.

2007-01-11 10:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by masterscribe888 2 · 0 0

It means the guy tried to tell that joke to his sister and she responded by throwing her breakfast on him. Try again.

2007-01-11 10:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by pattitutde 2 · 1 0

oh ya i get it ,
it means that the guy has sooo much other issues and the only thing he appears to be having a problem with is his sister!!!
IT'S NOT SO FUNNY!!

2007-01-11 10:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by shosho 1 · 0 0

it's semi-funny because it's obvious something wrong with the man and he wants to talk about his sister! it's actually not that funny, just chuckle level.

2007-01-11 10:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1 0

His sisters a little monkey and don't eat food like that so throws it on him

2007-01-11 10:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by colette b 2 · 0 0

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