the attendant does`nt hear her properly and says "come again"?.
The blonde blushes and says
"no It`s only mustard this time"
2007-01-11 01:57:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny! But actually it's a man who supossed to be the blonde. hahahahaha
2007-01-11 01:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by BRENDA 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde goes into a shop and says "can I see that television please?" the guy kicks her out furiously saying "we don't serve blondes here!" Blondie dyes her hair brown goes back in the next day asks the same thing. Dude hits her, throws her out and threatens her if she comes back he'll beat her. Blondie not giving up goes home shaves everywhere. Not a hair on her head, pits or...anywhere. Goes back in next day, same question, dude smacks her really hard "She asks why?? oh why?? I just want that television!!" He replies "those are microwaves.."
2007-01-11 02:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by soccertainer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait! Monica Lewinski wasn't a blonde. . .
2007-01-11 02:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee
2007-01-11 02:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
I must say though being blond it almost took me a whole minute to get the joke!!
Very good got anymore??
2007-01-11 02:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL. Bad, bad! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs this morning, and have a great day!
2007-01-11 02:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it Monica Lewinsky in a blond wig ?
2007-01-11 07:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! You need to find a job!
2007-01-11 02:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Coolgal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Good one.
2007-01-11 02:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!
bit concerned that mustard is yellow though
2007-01-11 02:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋