After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday.
Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"
2007-01-11 01:10:33 · 9 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so wrong but hilarious
2007-01-11 01:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by soccer_chick3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good 11/10.
2007-01-11 09:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard a variation of this but yours is cuter. lol
2007-01-11 09:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that 1... old tho!
2007-01-11 10:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Brent . 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL SH*T that was good. I could picture the scene in my head.
2007-01-11 11:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sooo cute - but funny
2007-01-11 09:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!
2007-01-11 09:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-11 09:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. That was really funny!
2007-01-11 09:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋