Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on
2007-01-11 01:10:05 · 18 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! brilliant
2007-01-11 01:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I'm going to steal that and email to my friends and pass it off as my own.
2007-01-11 09:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sex starts out as hallway sex...then turns to smurfish kitchen/bedroom sex! lol....we're as bad as bunnies! lol
2007-01-11 09:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice summary, yet another reason i shudnt get married so imma stick 2 smurf sex. :)
2007-01-11 09:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.. wish there was a way to forward it to my friends!
thanks for the laugh!!
2007-01-11 09:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatsa good one new as well and true 10/10
2007-01-11 09:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep so true yet we always seem to go back for more!!
Time to start the cycle again!!
2007-01-11 09:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good you dont mind if i use this i have had all 7 of these still laughing!!!
2007-01-11 09:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good 10/10
2007-01-11 09:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, that's life...
2007-01-11 09:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋