A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course", comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland", replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course", replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin", comes the reply.
"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course", replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
2007-01-11 00:19:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!
I read most of ur jokes and they r funny thanks again 4 da laugh.
2007-01-11 01:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irish man goes to a bar every day and has three shots of whisky. This goes on for years. Then one day he comes in and only orders two shots. The bartender asks what's up and the Irishman says,"I have two brothers in Ireland and we made a pact that everyday we would each buy ourselves a drink and two more for our brothers". "Wow", says the bartender,"Did something happen to one of your brothers?". "No", he says, "I quit drinking".
2007-01-11 00:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-11 00:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke. So funny
2007-01-11 00:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats kinda funny - but punch line woz obvious
2007-01-11 00:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing, not overly funny. One that i will share with my mates anyway.
2007-01-11 00:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by mrimtoocoolforyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, yeah kinda funny
2007-01-11 00:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by leper madonna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I gave ya a thumbs up, keep them acoming.
2007-01-11 03:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great irish is best 10/10
2007-01-11 02:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard it before, but it still makes me laugh.
2007-01-11 02:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋