A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
2007-01-11 00:13:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sob - I was that baby.
2007-01-11 00:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the lady a monkey kady, so thats why the baby must've looked like a monkey.
2007-01-11 00:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bloody R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. Never heard it before
2007-01-11 01:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is messed up! Its one of those jokes that are funny, and you laugh at it, but you dont really want to laugh at it! Good one though!
2007-01-11 00:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by thikingdomcome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny.
2007-01-11 00:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but when did she get a monkey?
2007-01-11 00:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by halfway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little funny.
2007-01-11 00:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by princess_heather43787 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny right there.
2007-01-11 00:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. Love it
2007-01-11 00:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm ok
2007-01-11 00:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed
2007-01-11 00:31:49 · answer #11 · answered by Alex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋