A boy is sitting in his living room while his mum is sittin wathc telly.
The boy asks "Mum are birds made from screws and metal?"
Mum luks puzzled "Nooooo son, thier made from bones and flesh like us. Why do you ask?"
Boy replies " Dats odd cuz dad was talkin to John nextdoor sayin how much he wants to screw the bird nextdoor"
2007-01-10 23:12:57 · 10 answers · asked by Jit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH SORRY A "BIRD" IS ANOTHER WORD FOR WOMAN IN THE UK. WE DONT TAKE PART IN BEASTIALLITY...... WELL THE PEEPS I KNOW DONT HEHE
2007-01-11 20:33:56 · update #1
it might have been funnier if it had been written in plain good English, not gibberish.it took too long to decipher it.
2007-01-10 23:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by pnybt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 8/10
2007-01-10 23:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dad asks his curious son what he wants for Christmas - the son answer "I wanna watch".
The father replies "I told you before, what goes on behind closed doors between your mother and me is private"
2007-01-10 23:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by fact_hunt_1970 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coorny, who the hells would want to screw a bird
2007-01-11 05:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooohh!! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-01-11 06:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the bird next door johns girlfriend???????
2007-01-10 23:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !
2007-01-10 23:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-11 00:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by signorita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you make that up?
2007-01-10 23:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. i like it
2007-01-14 11:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋