A chav girl goes to the docter with a green rash on her inner thighs, the docter takes one look and says, tell your boyfriend his gold earrings are fake.............
2007-01-10 23:06:44 · 11 answers · asked by Mea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
2007-01-10 23:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by tickTickTICK 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
If I knew what or who a CHAV is,it would help. Is it someone a bit like an Essex Girl?
2007-01-14 19:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Those chavs have so much to answer for, yet we have so many jokes to thank them for
2007-01-11 07:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by gingajen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well chavs cant spell so you must be one hahahah!
Kidding!
2007-01-11 07:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by The Real Mrs Incredible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! Man! LOL. Bad, bad!! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!
2007-01-11 14:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn, I got those earrings from da market innit
2007-01-11 07:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-01-11 07:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha ta!
2007-01-11 07:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.......heard it all before....happened to my ma
2007-01-11 07:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! GREAT!
2007-01-11 07:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋