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The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine.

2007-01-10 23:01:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

no i am not american
but have you heard about the american bra
1 yank and its off

2007-01-10 23:23:03 · update #1

7 answers

and another gd 1 10/10

2007-01-10 23:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can see he feminists sharping the axes now.You are going to cop a serve.That wallet is likely to turn up in the pocket of every boyfriend,husband,co-worker or significant other than turns uo in the morgue.

2007-01-10 23:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by melbournewooferblue 4 · 0 0

ROFLMAO - i love the 'here, have some wine' part
i must send this to my workmates, they will crack up

thumbs up!!

:D

2007-01-10 23:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0 0

lololol! Thumbs up to you, Chris

2007-01-11 03:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0 0

are you american?

2007-01-10 23:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

hee hee. i like a lot.

2007-01-10 23:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0 0

Love it!!!

2007-01-10 23:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by molly 2 · 0 0

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