A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.
''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was that medication you gave me?''
''Lipstick remover.''..................................................................................................................................................
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially well for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
2007-01-10 22:57:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Somewhat funny....thanks for the chuckle...
2007-01-10 23:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones 10/10
2007-01-10 23:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 outa 10
2007-01-14 14:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by kirby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gud 1 x
2007-01-11 00:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one ive herd b4 it mediocre. but the blonde one was hilarious. I didnt c it coming. top dollar joke............... NOW GIVE ME THE 10 points lol joke hehe
2007-01-10 23:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was funny. I liked the blonde joke one....
Keep it up ; )
2007-01-11 07:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blond one is the best!!!
2007-01-10 23:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ the blonde joke
2007-01-10 23:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know that blonde
2007-01-10 23:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm....mediocre..
2007-01-10 23:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋