The joke finishes with someone asking the pianist, " Do you know you've just walked in with your flies undone and your tackle hanging out?" and the punchline is, " Do I know it!! I bloody wrote it mate!!"
2007-01-10 22:56:16 · 5 answers · asked by moomin papa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all he knows is songs like
'Little Mickey took it up the bum'
'my wife is screwing the milk man'
they are all really offensive titles.
when he stands up, some one asks if he 'knows' about his trousers, that's when he says I wrote it.
I don't think he knows any normal songs.
been a while since i hear it.
2007-01-10 23:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by speedball182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's about a pianist with tourettes that swears all the time. He goes to the toilet and when he comes out someone says " Do you know you've just walked in with your flies undone and your tackle hanging out?"
He replies - " Do I know it!! I bloody wrote it mate!!"
The actual version contains a lot more words that begin with f or c!
2007-01-10 23:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the whole joke dude.
Alternate ending "No but if you hum it I'll play it"
2007-01-10 23:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope...
2007-01-10 22:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nah.
2007-01-10 23:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Justfochange.cent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋