and he has an orange for a head.The landlord says why have you got an orange for a head?the man says that he met a genie and it granted him 3 wishes,my first wish was for 100 million in the bank,my second wish was for world peace and my third wish was to have an orange for a head.
2007-01-10 22:51:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE LOVE LOVE that joke!
I love it that most people go "what?" too
You have cheered me up on a rainy windy crappy Thursday morning.
2007-01-10 23:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have to be stoned to get that properly! Luckily I fell into a cauldron of weed when I was a baby and now I am permanently stoned! I think it's the best joke in the world! or second best! How about this one:
Why does noddy have a bell on his head?
Because he's a c*nt!
2007-01-11 07:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Dunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, I have heard this joke before and it's one that I tell, thing is whenever I tell it everyone looks at me like they don't get it, then when they do get it they don't laugh! ha ! Why not, It makes me laugh!! Nice to find someone else who appreciates it!
2007-01-11 06:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have a F****** orange for a head !
2007-01-11 06:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you thinking of posting a punchline to go with this?
2007-01-11 06:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Chris B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. made me laugh. don't know if it was for the right reason though.
2007-01-11 06:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh did he mean his other head?!
2007-01-11 07:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-01-11 06:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a stupid joke
2007-01-11 13:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right OK!!!
2007-01-11 07:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋