This guy went into a bar and
ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there
with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man,
“Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small
head. Is this a birth defect?” The man said “No, I got this in the war. My
ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the
ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would
grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The
mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would
ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She
said, ‘I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have s-x.’”
So I said, “How about a little head?”
2007-01-10 22:44:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go girl good one 10/10
i take it you are not a mermaid (joke)
2007-01-10 22:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A-1 100 points
2007-01-11 06:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moderately funny.
2007-01-11 06:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by Andy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, ya mind ain't right! Two thumbs up!
2007-01-11 06:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah, I like that one. Not hysterical but made me smile
2007-01-11 06:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by NEIL B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:O
Boring
if you want a real joke try this one;
ME: Knock Knock. U: Whos there. ME: You. U: you who. ME: yoo hoo to you too.
[laughing]
2007-01-11 06:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by Yeyinde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AL my sweet PAL u are too good hehehe... that was pretty cute.....LOL keep that up babes
2007-01-11 07:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-01-11 06:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by MJane21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Amusing....
2007-01-11 06:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good , new one on me 10s
2007-01-11 06:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋