Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
2007-01-10 21:27:10 · 7 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe>>>>a hot & sweet joke, like a chocolate>>>very funny, lol
2007-01-10 21:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! You actually got me laughing out loud and I'm sitting at my desk at work!! Every joke that I have seen you post has got me laughing! One of a kind-thumbs up;-)
2007-01-11 05:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wait.. don't priests usually go for little boys??.. that's what i hear.. maybe there are still some that like to play with girls.. but.. this was pretty damn funny.. thanks for sharing..
2007-01-11 05:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dat miserable Son of a ........
2007-01-11 05:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-01-11 06:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by i_confuzzled 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO,
OMG!!! OMG!!!! That really boomranged onto him!!!
2007-01-11 10:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-11 05:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋