Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
Early next morning, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday maaaaaaate!"
♥
2007-01-10 21:14:29 · 11 answers · asked by Kesta♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that... pretty good!! Typical Aussie Blokes!!! Always thinking!
2007-01-10 21:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by bright eyes 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-01-11 05:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats good! makes me proud to be aussie
2007-01-11 06:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by i_confuzzled 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-01-12 19:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke !! its a crack up every timei read it..... aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
2007-01-11 05:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
â¥hahaha>>>>good oneâ¥
2007-01-11 05:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha... good one!
2007-01-11 05:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by lulu101 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahah!!!
2007-01-11 05:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is funny:))))
2007-01-11 06:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....nice
2007-01-11 05:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋