PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
2007-01-10 20:54:20 · 18 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.
2007-01-10 20:54:39 · update #1
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
2007-01-10 20:55:01 · update #2
hahaha my kids always ask me this question..... will print it for them hahaha lol
2007-01-10 21:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..love it...i was looking for a funny joke. Now i got a new why did the chicken cross the road joke...
2007-01-11 05:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, the funniest one is Stalin's: "I don't care. Catch it. I need it's eggs to make my omelette"
BTW, all of these jokes can be found at chickenjoke.com
2007-01-11 05:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by jdog 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the God one and the MLJK one is funny!lol
2007-01-11 23:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by lol!?? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!! 10/10!!
I hope you got more jokes like this coming for us! ;)
2007-01-11 23:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO.....
LITTLE NICKY (Adam Sandler): Popeye's Chicken is da Shiznet!!"....
2007-01-11 05:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 now that was hilarious
2007-01-11 05:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA,,
wow,,
10 out of 10,,
really funny,,
heyy,,u got more??
plss share wid us,,
thanx,,
!!~Kedar~!!
2007-01-11 04:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
poor chicken lol
2007-01-11 05:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by twistedreality 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao !!! i love da Einstien and bill clinton 1 !!!
2007-01-11 05:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bri-anna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋