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2007-01-10 20:32:23 · 21 answers · asked by DAZ4518 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Probably still wandering around the Isle of Wight festival site from 1969 looking for his mates.
2007-01-10 22:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The real Wally is actually an Aardvark who works during the day as a plumber but at night he is a cross dressing lady boy who sings in a club called the pink polar bear. This is where all the queer gazelle hang out. I happen to know that Wally took a gazelle home last night called Gerald and hasn't turned in for work this morning. So there you have it. Thats where wally is!
2007-01-10 20:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
last i heard he was in court for going nuts in a supermarket cos someone called him 'Wally'.it seems hes never really taken to being called Wally as he sees it as being commen, much prefering his actual name Walter.The person in question was attacked by Wally and was later to found in hospital where it is reported had to have Wallys famous woolly hat removed from a particulary sensitive part of his body.
Fame and fortune isnt all its cracked up to be and the pressure of this is what Wally used in his defence.
Sad, very very Sad.
2007-01-10 20:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw him about an hour ago picking up a hooker on Oxford Street.
dirty Wally
2007-01-10 21:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to Johnathon Woss, the Wally is at Monte Carlo
2007-01-10 21:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wally is there....
You see in the far back right of the picture...
with the 3 archways and the 4 elephants?....
well you see the elephant on the far left?
Thats Wally's hand sticking out from its rectum...
2007-01-10 20:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
last saw wally in matalans just before xmas, buying a funky pair of trousers to match his scarf. He then jumped in postman pats van and headed up M25 for a xmas party with noddy and big ears. Rumours have it he was seen snogging under the mistletoe with fred flintstones mrs!
2007-01-10 20:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by Michele 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He's certainly not peeing on my carpet cos my new puppy just covered that! Sorry Wally!
2007-01-10 20:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a look out the window, theres plenty around.
seriously. x
2007-01-10 20:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's wally?
2007-01-10 20:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by twistedreality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋